Faster faster...seriously..OF COURSE, your aisle is definitely faster when 1) you have tons of empty seats to skip, 2) your passengers do not ask you for 2 different kind of drinks in a totally turbulent weather.

Yeah, I know, your boss ordered us not to serve the hot drinks, which I didn't. But 3 minutes later, YOUR boss, passed us the small tray and asked us to resume serving hot beverages, which he didn't tell YOU. It's ok if you point out from cross aisle to me that we shouldn't serve hot beverages, because you didn't know. But don't give me that face full of disbelief, when I told you YOUR boss said so.

And you think I'm stupid enough to give out headsets on this particular flight and collect it at the end of the flight? Just because you saw me holding the headset bags when preparing for landing? And it's ok for you to look at me and question with impatience,"You collect headsets for what?" And sorry, I purposely embarrassed you in front of the passengers by replying,"NO, I. DID. NOT." Not my fault when I'm trying to do a proper handover and you want to assume I don't know my work. So you think I flew for 9 months with my eyes shut?

We have 30+ minutes to complete the uber short meal service for 110 passengers. What is the big fucking rush! And oops, I finished my safety check WAY earlier than your zone. Shall I go and rush you too?

So what if you're 2 years more senior than me? There are people who are WAY more senior than you, and they're the nicest people around.

PLEASE. It's perfectly fine for you to show airs around me if you're more senior than me. But it's NOT ok when your work sucks and you wana pull seniority. Sorry, you don't even take your job seriously, and I can learn NOTHING from you, so don't come and fuck around with me.

I'm always cool with gay people, but please pardon me this time. Fucking faggot.