12.14.2006

In my perfect world, the most beautiful women would be those with a pear-shaped figure. Big chubby face, frizzy long hair, narrow shoulders, small boobs, long medium-sized waist, BIG ASS, and most importantly, BIG FLABBY THIGHS and SHORT LEGS.

Heels are strictly prohibited as THEY FUCKING HURTS E FEET, and because in Si Ning's perfect world, having long toned legs is absolutely aesthetically UNPLEASANT.

See, in my world, 90% of women in the whole wide world will be so happy. They can eat w/o thinking of fats, they can exercise once in a blue moon and still look good. And they will all have HAPPY FEET! NO HEELS! YAY!

Oh by the way, guys just have to look like Clint Eastwood or Horatio (CSI MIAMI guy) or have the figure of Brandon Routh (e new Superman). That's all.

What a wonderful world.

ninnnnniee bitChed madly at 12:18 AM