I can't produce SQUEAKS or EEEKS in the perfect HIIIIIIGH pitch. Whenever i do attempt at it, i sound like a loser faggot. However, cockroaches can always make me achieve that incredible feat. Never fails.
In my opinion, Zathura is nicer than Harry Potter: Goblet of Fire. The latter is a shallow and insincere movie. Zathura is shallow. But at least for some moments of it, the movie engaged me. Potter didn't. It was like watching a movie on TV. I tell you, 《大长今〉（Da Chang Jin) can do a much better job in tt aspect. Whatever, Potter Stinks!
Today's KTV lunch was disastrous. Wasted Yeah's precious half an hr, cuz she gotta work at 2. Why? Sister pooped again. E 2 of us were horrible. Sing like shit, talk shit, choose shit songs (WANG FU!!), laughed more than we sang, did nott finish our yucky mee goreng. She left me at 1.43pm. So i was left alone to sing. I sang till my voice 'broke'. Ha. Just went all out crazy and shouting u see (we were already fooling arnd n shouting b4 tt...F.I.R u see...)
Went to the gym. Wanted to bathe after that. I've brought everything except fresh undies. Senile. Can't bathe. Stinky me met Ted in town. I was dragging my 2 big stumps arnd in TINY FBT shorts. Paraded my cellulite.
Ate at Hans. Weird waiting crew. Waitresses KEPT asking if they can clear the plates. Worst is that, after Ted saying he wants e plate for many times, somebody cleared it RIGHT AFTER he repeated himself. E 2 of us were just @_@"""""". Totally 傻眼. They HAVE TO clear everything n left me w nothing to throw my honeydew skin. In e end gotta chuck it into a drinking cup.
I thk Hans pple hate us. Cuz I only had one ice cube in my rootbeer. Teddy was better. He had two. A woman at the next table had 1/2 cup full of ice. So can i say Ted is more popular than me?
The worst thing is while we were paying, the cashier was SO money thirsty! Me and Ted were actually fumbling to pay. I was SO PRESSURISED while digging for 30cents outta me purse. I can FEEL e cashier's outstretched hand wagging in front of me. The cashier just TOOK e cash outta Ted's hands. SO RUDE!
I was pissed. Did not wana go back to tt branch again. Ted tot i'm kickin a big fuss, cuz we didn't have to pay for service charge or GST. He said itz just like a kopitiam. If a hawker does tt, are u not going back there again? N he felt Hans was just like kopitiam. Well well, u don't pay Cartel service charge too. But u don't see their waiting staff DYING to take yr plates away, don't see them taking yr plates away even AFTER u said no, and of course, u won't see them TAKING money OUTTA yr hands. TAKE THAT! U BITCHY BF!
The food was OK there. Just tt they didn't ask how well done would we like our steak to be. Weird. Are we not supposed to request? But anw, i've got my beef WELL DONE, which i don't like. Oh, u guys can try their fries. Nice.
I have a new found hatred for my bf. Bought a boxful of truffles (VERRRRYYYYY NICEEEEEEEEE!!!!) and chucked it at my house. It so rich, creamy and chocolatey that i HAVE TO eat a few pieces EVERYDAY. Esp. in e middle of e nite! And i'm addicted to chocolates again. My newfound addiction serves as newfound hatred for that bitchy Bear.
my sentient self
ninnnnniee, dumb, but not tt dumb. fat + unpretty. Messed up + screwed up. Complainy + bitchy. One big lazy ass w a really big arse. :|