Yes! This is an angry woman speaking! Was bored while walking through the linkway to NEL (to those idiots who still dunno wad NEL is, it's THE OTHER MRT LINE where nobody had died. Yet.). So I did some people watching. OK, ass watching. 7 out of 10 girls have asses which are SMALLER OR EQUAL to the length of their shoulders, and 5 out of 7 of them have PERKY ASSES. Oh damn! Which makes them girls with pretty good figure. Well, the rest w not-so-nice arses are aunties, w a bunch of kids arnd them.

Oh my god...what's wrong with the world?? Everywhere i turn, slim legs, small and perky asses, legs growing from armpits or necks...yadda yadda. BUT Y AINT I ONE OF THEM??!!

I wanted to be a Heidi Klum or a Gisele Bundchen or an Ang Jasmine or a Bear Chan! Fine, i'm not born with THAT kinda legs. Ok, so i settled for a Kylie Minogue (if u dunno, her arse is woohoo!). But hell, I'm born w a giant hip! N to make it worse, all my food went to my thighs n arse. And now, I have to try n do a J.Lo. But hello..how do u get those boobs n legs n shoulders? sigh...

I sound more cheeko than my bf. Don't care. TOO HELL W PERKY ARSES N LEGS FRM ARMPITS N NECKS!

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