1.27.2005

watched this 星期二特写 replay just now...they did a feature on those working at night. There's this lady who does bar-top dancing. Woohoo~ she's hot n pretty man! She has the figure that i wanted, but i wana be more 肉 than her lah...(NOT 肥肉!) But when they featured her at home, i gotta say--Make up and lightings make wonders. It's like whenever i went clubbing, i look at those girls and feel, "Oh gawd, why are they all so pretty?" Yah, u'll think they really look good~ But when the lights came on or when i see them in the toilet, then it's like "erm lor..." Is it the lights? And with makeup, u'll certainly look better if u don't have great complexion. If u're skilled enuff, even w shit skin like mine, u can make yr face look as if an ant would slide down if it attempts to climb on yr face. Make up makes wonders. Yet, some pple still won't look really good even w make up on. So, the lights come in. What looked so gorgeous in the dark, can look hideous in the light. HEY GUYS! DON'T GET TRICKED LIKE ME! (esp U! Chan Tzu Xiong!) Ok, not so bad till the extent of hideous..just another of my lame attempt to rhyme. I hope i can look good in the dark and light, w or w/o make up! hahaah...i'm a vainpot. Still, that lady's figure is definitely yummy in whatever light. Hahaha..And mine? I'll be so grateful if nobody finds out i've got FREAKING tons of cellulite on my legs and ass. I need 谢美丽 man...i really need to get rid of those white liney stuff...eating up my confidence. THEY SPREAD LIKE DISEASE! W cellulite, any amount of light will tell u how ugly i am. Sigh...cellulite at the age of 19 (I'M STILL 19!! I DON'T CARE!). Imagine me when i'm a mummy...maybe cellulite might have infested my whole face....EEeEeeeeeee!


ninnnnniee bitChed madly at 2:07 PM